1) Edwin Rodriques
A young and beautiful Susanna falls in love with The Major, who's oh-so-dashing in his uniform. Yes, he's a bit too old for her, and he likes giving orders. But love is blind.

2) Jimmy Stetson
Soon thereafter - very soon - Susanna decides to marry Jimmy, whose good looks and musical talent sweep her off her feet. She invests in him, but she has no idea what lies in store.

3) Wasiullah Khan
As a romantic soul, Susanna is susceptible to beautiful poetry. Hence it is that she discovers and marries Wasiullah Khan a.k.a. Musafir, by day a gentle poet and by night... something else.

4) Nicolai Vronsky
Growing older but no wiser, Susanna next marries a Mr. Vronsky from Moscow and almost re-enacts her very own Anna Karenina love story.

5) Keemat Lal
All these dead husbands! The police take an interest, especially Officer Keemat Lal, who is helpful in the extreme. He not only persuades Susanna to marry him, he makes it impossible for her to say no.

6) Modhusudhon Tarafdar
By now our Susanna is suffering from melancholy, not to mention indigestion. Along comes her savior, Dr. Modhusudhon Tarafdar with a healthy answer to both problems: a strict mushroom diet.

7) The 7th Husband
It turns out that Dr. Mushroom isn't Susanna's last savior. She marries yet again, and finally it's for good.